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Me Gustav!

$24.77 AUD

Some problems require patience, diplomacy, and professional communication.

This is not for those problems.

Me Gustav features a white-on-black vector-style railway artillery graphic inspired by the legendary Schwerer Gustav. Absurdly oversized, mechanically excessive, and completely allergic to subtlety.

For anyone who believes conflict resolution should come with rail support.

Me Gustav. 

Wear at your own risk.

*All Black Salt Mercantile shirts include the BSM mark on the left sleeve.

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More details

  • Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
  • Relaxed fit
  • Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.