Defaecation
The apex of human civilization.
We split the atom, landed on the moon, built global markets, pocket supercomputers, skyscrapers, satellites, streaming video, biometric surveillance, and machines that can write poetry.
And yet, somehow, here we are:
Stop Open Defaecation.
A beautifully absurd Black Salt Mercantile graphic inspired by Canadian (...ugh...) public warning signage, broken modernity, and the uncomfortable truth that civilization is apparently still a group project.
Official-looking. Deeply stupid. Sadly necessary.
Finished with the Black Salt Mercantile mark on the left sleeve.
Wear at your own risk.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Relaxed fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Black Salt Mercantile | Wear At Your Own Risk
- Email: contact@support.blacksaltmercantile.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Defaecation Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
16.75
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17.88
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
19.13
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20.38
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21.63
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.75
|
