Defaecation
The apex of human civilization.
We split the atom, landed on the moon, built global markets, pocket supercomputers, skyscrapers, satellites, streaming video, biometric surveillance, and machines that can write poetry.
And yet, somehow, here we are:
Stop Open Defaecation.
A beautifully absurd Black Salt Mercantile graphic inspired by Canadian (...ugh...) public warning signage, broken modernity, and the uncomfortable truth that civilization is apparently still a group project.
Official-looking. Deeply stupid. Sadly necessary.
Finished with the Black Salt Mercantile mark on the left sleeve.
Wear at your own risk.
More details
- 100% combed cotton
- Marles color is 85% cotton and 15% viscose
- Heavyweight fabric: (5.3 oz.)
- Yarn diameter: 28 singles
- Pre-shrunk
- Regular fit
- Crew neck
- Side-seamed construction
- Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and hem
- Ribbed collar
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Tear-away label
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Black Salt Mercantile | Wear At Your Own Risk
- Email: contact@support.blacksaltmercantile.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Defaecation Size Guide
| Size label | A | B |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18 1/2
|
|
M
|
29 1/2
|
20 1/2
|
|
L
|
31
|
22.25
|
|
XL
|
32.25
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
33
|
25.23
|
|
3XL
|
33 1/2
|
26.75
|
